Where are the Rump Shaker girls???

Posted: May 13, 2010 in Uncategorized
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SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT NOW SHAKE!
SHE CAN SPEND EVERY BIRTHDAY BUTTNAKED!

MEMORABLE BARS I WOULD UTTER AS A CHILD WHILE WALKING WITH MY COUSINS MIKE AND STEVE THROUGH FREEPORT. TODAY I AM GOING TO PAY TRIBUTE TO THE GREATEST BOOTY VIDEO OF ALL TIME! I SAY ALL TIME BECAUSE…

THIS IS WAAAAAY BEFORE THE WORLD SAW A HYPE WILLIAMS VIDEO
THIS IS A 100% NATURAL BOOTY VIDEO
THESE GIRLS IS WORKING IT LIKE THEY MAMA AINT WATCHIN!

I SALUTE TEDDY RILEY AND WREXX-N-EFFECT FOR THIS VIDEO. I THINK THIS IS A PIVITAL MOMENT IN WHICH MEN AND YOUNG BOYS ACROSS AMERICA SAW THIS VIDEO AND WAS LIKE “DAMN! I WANNA A GIRL LIKE THAT!!!”

THE REAL QUESTION IS…WHERE ARE THE RUMP SHAKER GIRLS?!? WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THIER LIVES NOW? WERE THEY INSTANTLY WIFED AFTER THIS VIDEO? DID THE NEPTUNES HAVE SEX WITH ANY OF THEM AFTER TEDDY PUT THEM ON??? (FAST FACT: PHARRELL WROTE TEDDY’S RUMP SHAKER VERSE)

IF ANY OF YOU ARE OUT THERE AND SEE THIS BLOG PLEASE RESPOND! I KNOW YOU COME FROM A TIME WHERE “VIDEO GIRL” WAS A SIDE GIG AND YOU WERE REALLY A LAWYER OR A NEUROSURGEON AS A FULL-TIME CAREER, UNLIKE NOW WHERE MOST OF THE VIDEO GIRLS DO IT FULL-TIME TO STOP STRIPPING….

SO EVERYONE SIT BACK AND LET NOSTALGIA BUILD AS I TAKE YOU BACK TO 1992 AND THE HARD OR SMOOTH ALBUM! ENJOY!…CAUSE YOU MAY BE “WIERD” IF YOU DONT!

Comments
  1. Shaneomac says:

    Got one of the girls in the boat rite next can post pic

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